Transcript: Kwik-E-Bar

I will not drink beer as a kid.

I will not drink beer as a kid.

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The Simpsons got the new issue of "Winterfield Shopper".

Homer reads it to the other Simpsons.

He reads this article:

NEW BAR OPENS IN WINTERFIELD!
We've interview'd the owner about it.

Here's the interview:

Shopper team: We are so excited about the all-new bar! How will it be called?

Owner ;  Duffy's.

Shopper team: Why is it called Duffy's?

Owner: Duffy Szyslak will work there.

Shopper team: Thank you for the interview!

Then, the Simpsons jump into their Sedan and drive to Duffy's.

There, they meet Duffy Szyslak.